Who never fails to jump right in
When things don’t go my way
I’ll hide with you, dear Netflix,
And life’ll be OK.
Even on good days,
When I celebrate,
I do so with your aid.
Oh, Netflix, dear, dear Netflix.
Let’s honor the glory you’ve made.
You’re everyone I want you to be
You consist of geeky fandoms
And my fake reality,
The Doctor has arrived
He will always save the day.
Merlin (secretly) helps Arthur
Could it be any other way?
Make it so, the Captain says,
And they whiz across the black
At the click of a button I save the world
Netflix… you did that.
Now, I admit, you’ve had your faults
All those movies you chose to release
That nobody ever heard of.
or cared to see, at least.
You bored us for a while
Made us think your good was through.
You even scared the fangirls
By threatening Doctor Who.
But the movies were removed,
And The Doctor still remains.
You even added Friends,
So the parents want to pay.
So I thank you, dearest TV show service,
For helping me through every boring phase.
The times when so little was going on,
Without you I’d have READ, for days!
Oh dearest, Netflix,
You can do no wrong,
Inventor of binge-watching pride,
I salute you, darlingest Netflix.
May forever your flag fly high.